Joan was the fifth girl in six months who had called it quits with me. I became worried at the phenomenon that was happening in my life. I'd toast a girl, she'd agree to my advances (this part usually was very easy) some months down the road I then get the "it's not you, it's me" speech.
What the heck was going on? I thought as I watched Joan get dressed to leave. Five chicks, just like that?! I seriously had to get to the bottom of this so I decided to call the very person that started it all. "Hello Nkiru" I began as soon as she answered the phone. "It's Daniel." "Dannnnniel!"she excitedly drew out my name. "Longest time. To what do I owe this suprise?" I laughed and proceeded to ask if I could come over she laughingly agreed but said "no sex oh."
What the heck was going on? I thought as I watched Joan get dressed to leave. Five chicks, just like that?! I seriously had to get to the bottom of this so I decided to call the very person that started it all. "Hello Nkiru" I began as soon as she answered the phone. "It's Daniel." "Dannnnniel!"she excitedly drew out my name. "Longest time. To what do I owe this suprise?" I laughed and proceeded to ask if I could come over she laughingly agreed but said "no sex oh."