I have had my fair share of bad
kissing and kissers, bad breath and breathtaking moments. Shout out to them bad
kissers out here. If you have kissed your heartthrob before and he or she tries
to dodge your kiss the following day, please know that shit just hit the fan. Its
either you have fallen your hand or he or she isn’t just in the mood for some. If
it’s a first passionate kiss or one of the first few you’re exchanging with
your new lover, oh well, you are welcome on board and note: it’s always better
to take your time.
I can remember being licked in the face and a
tongue wiggling in my nostril for one minute or two, leaving
me in great shock. I couldn’t believe what I was getting myself into. I knew
how egocentric Nigerian men are, so I just didn’t say a word and just because I
liked him too much to see his ego bruised. I literally told him to stop and
that I would love to teach him a little trick or two that would blow his mind
away. By the way, it happened in his car and at the parking lot with fresh air
cascading our minds with tingling feelings.
I am a sucker for love and I love when a man knows
his onions too. But in a case where he doesn’t… then I like to teach and watch
you submit your assignments after class. If you get me so impressed then that’s
a pass mark. Sadly, after few months, I found out that he had a chic and I was
his side chic.. pheeeew I was made but at the end I knew his chic would be
happy at his transformation because he did his assignments well to the point
that I thought he became too perfect to be true!!!
So, if you wanna learn my techniques, then stay
clued to this post as I go nasty on you.
#1 Take it
slow. African men like to rush
too much with everything. You see that on the road, the way they eat, even the
way they brush their teeth sef… please, this is romance… it has to be slow and
steady. Don’t jump into the kiss like you jump into okada in Nyanya and expect your woman to be wet and ready for you. Take it
slow and even if you start off with a kiss on the lips, don’t focus just on the
lips first and please, the lips are not to be swallowed. for God-sake, have some dignity in kissing and be careful how you open your mouth while at it. It is not a competition for who has the widest mouth.
Move your lips away slowly after a first few teases, here and there on the lips and then graze your lips against your partner’s neck hmmmn right there, you have sensitive nerve endings. Breathe into your partner’s skin and you’ll feel a lot more romantic and sensual. Spend a while warming each other up to a good kiss and take it slow and move up to the lower lip…
Move your lips away slowly after a first few teases, here and there on the lips and then graze your lips against your partner’s neck hmmmn right there, you have sensitive nerve endings. Breathe into your partner’s skin and you’ll feel a lot more romantic and sensual. Spend a while warming each other up to a good kiss and take it slow and move up to the lower lip…
Wait!!!
Don’t suck it like my EX, nibble on it lightly and if you feel a type of way,
then show it by making that soft sound. That sound would tilt her to cloud 1
all the way from cloud zero.
Don’t
stick your tongue into your partner’s lips immediately. Take your time and test
the water by playing it slow. Always wait for your partner’s reciprocation
before going too far. Take time between each kiss by parting your lips from
your lover but keep them really close, almost at the point of kissing again.
Now in the game of kissing, you need to know when to hang in there and when to
let go Its called the hide and seek game. You make your partner yearn
for more as you slight part away from their already soft lips and then your pry
into their melting eyes!!
#3 Touch each
other’s face. A passionate kiss involves more than just the kiss. As you
kiss each other, touch your partner’s face and shoulders with your hands. You
could also clasp your partner’s hands with yours, just as long as everything
you do is subtle and delicate. Body contact is essential as well as eye
contact right after you both pause to take a drag of fresh air.
Oops,
first things first, brush before all these things I am typing to you ooh… The
big turn off for kissing is bad breathe. But if it happens that you both are
feeling each other and you want to kiss each other that bad, then buy pure
water to drink. It will kill bad breath for a while.
Oya,
moving on… what am I missing?
#4 Passion
isn’t just experienced on the lips. If you want to
know how to kiss passionately, you need to remember this fact. A kiss is just a
kiss. It’s what you do while kissing that makes a kiss passionate. While
kissing your partner on the lips, part the kiss to move your face lower and
kiss your partner’s ears uhhhh, I love that ear kiss, my major turn by the way
plus if you can talk dirty to it and then smack some more kisses on it, then
let your tongue prob through it artistically like a finger stringing through a
violin ???? Dangggg!!! You kill me right there… Trust me when i say that a kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous and a real partner who can stop that speech from spilling through your lips in a tricky way is worthy to be kept...
#coughs okay I would stop here
but will continue tomorrow…,
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