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Study reveals more adventurous bedroom techniques are more likely to end with a VERY painful mishap for men

A study has revealed men are paying a painful price for experimenting in the bedroom.  

Scientists in Brazil have found that more adventurous sexual positions - most notably 'cowgirl' and 'doggy-style' - are responsible for the vast majority of all fractured penises in the bedroom.

In contrast, the traditional, steady missionary position affected only 21 per cent. 

Doctors and academics examined patients attending three A&E units with suspected 'penile fractures' over a 13 year period.

Half of them had reported hearing a cracking or popping sound before the rare fracture. A determined and bullish 20 per cent battled on regardless.

The 'cowgirl' position - or woman on top - caused almost half the fractures, followed by 'doggy-style' - with woman on all fours - on 29 per cent.

The study found 44 men had attended hospital, with 42 having 'the condition confirmed after clinical, radiological and surgical evaluation'.

The research, published in Advances in Urology, suggested that the problem with the cowgirl position was that the woman was in control with her whole weight focused on her partner's manhood. When things went wrong, the woman was unlikely to even notice until interrupted by her partner's screams. 

Meanwhile, in positions where the man was in control, he had a better chance of stopping the intercourse because he would notice the pain immediately. 

Non-surgical treatment can result in up to 50 per cent of patients being left with a permanently deformed manhood.

Those affected also reported problems with erectile dysfunction and painful sex following the ordeal.  

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