So What If He Sniffs Your Dirty Pants!!!!

Hi guys, its been a while since i did an original post of my own. Anyways, here Is something new That spurred my current write up. Last weekend, a friend came visiting that i hadn't seen in a long time. We sorta have a weird chemistry though that's been waiting longtime to be tapped but for the age difference between us cause this girl aint ready to delve into the world of cougarism, So i put my emotions at bay hoping that God Will look upon my single-hood and Say "Child, i have looked upon your situation and I say It Is enough, here Is your match. Take him for a compensation."


Guys, lemme leave that single-hood gist for another bright new sunny day when i will tell You my journey?
Ahem..back to the story, this guy called to say that we should hook up and oops, i was excited because atleast, i would gauge the everlasting konji with a perfect french kiss after one year of lips celibacy.
Dont blâme me, i Just have commitment issues and when i do find a freak that can match up my game with such Great chemistry to top it like a cherry on a nice cup of icecream, i stay focusly waiting on him no matter how long. People call It a dove-like kinda love! So, i wait till the chemistry Is right!!

Back to the story again...

Omo, I had to freshen up, brush my teeth, perf-up and look my best but not give off the air of "i need It na na naw."
I waited a longtime that fateful day till this gent walked glamorously into my cozy apartment that carried an ambiance of tranquility. We hug and talked, laughed and caught up with Old times. He said, He had been reading my blog and thought of a couple of things to make It better.

He spoke, I listened. He corrected, i noted down.
He asked that i prepared him something to eat as He had missed my juicy cooking, i did.
He started to pace restlessly along my apartment and paused at my panty drawers and asked.

 "what's in there?"

Quite taken aback, i said.

 "Please leave that place jare, why do You want to know sef? That's where my lingerie/pants are.. So please no play reach dia."

Then He chuckled and said. " I thought as Much."
I swiftly turned around to face him. "How So?"
He said." Cause i have a fetish. I can sniff pants, miles away... sweaty, dirty ones too!"
I could feel my eyes pop out of their shells with my famous ewwwww face expression.
He pulled the drawer and took out my black lacy Suzy G-string with his middle finger, his eyes not leaving my face and slowly He brought It to his nose, closing his eyes, He sniffed in the scent with one breath.
"Even with the fragrance from the detergent, Juicy, i can still smell You down There."

Goshhh.. I thought i was Just going home with a french kiss but there He was mentally straffing my brains out with him sniffing my panty and saying those things like that. In my mind, it felt like his nose was down my South i could almost feel the pressure mount on my mold but geez i was determined to hold up strong cause He aint getting any. Fuck the brain all You want but It aint getting further than that.

" Hey, Juicy!"

He jolted me out of my reverie.
"Lemme tell You a lil' about my fetish. I have a lot of them actually but i peel the layers off, depending on how freaky my lady Is and how Much she Can allow me express. Trust me, i understand where the limits are and whats abominable and i respect the fact that there Is a God that must be feared. Thank God for Jesus but then again, i get turned on almost all the time when i am idle and when i do, i find a way to calm the nerves down there from beating against my penile skin."

He ran his hand down his zipper, rubbed and tapped It Just to seduce my mind.
Wait... by now He could see my vein obviously beating against my forehead. He knew i was getting weirdly fucked mentally.. After all, wasn't i sapiosexual, again?
Like a song fading out, i found his Voice fading in; bringing me into consciousness of what He had started saying.
 
"Juicy...(He calls that Name with every bit of Juice dripping from It) allow me show u what kicks i get from  the smell of dirty panties". He grinned.
"Each zone of scent aligns itself on the pant has its special thrill. Panties can smell a little different depending on what she eats, how long she wears the same pair, when she gets a little pee on them or at what point she is in her cycle, and so on."

"There are also zones of scent in dirty panties that have different kinds of smell (obviously)."

"Zone 1:
 Look at that front seam of the crotch/gusset, juicy....this is where her clit and front folds of vulva are. When it smells really good, there is usually a yellowish/whitish bit of delicious dirtiness there. It has a high, sharp note. Flowery and sweet. Sometimes it can have hints of white pepper. I think the peppery scent is present when certain food or drink is consumed. Generally the smell is up high "in your head". I love this zone the most, but all of them are exquisite".

"Zone 2.
The Middle of the crotch/gusset.
 This is where the Vestibule (opening to the vagina) is. This is where any discharge (which is of course, normal) and general moisture is. This zone is where you will smell a more mellow and wet sweetness. It's not as sweet as Zone 1, but still has a very delicious smell.
He grabbed another panty of mine and sniffed.
Like a perv. that i have now come to know him to be, He smiled and said. "Don't be shocked, juicy! I am sure we both know that even in the animal kingdom, the female species get sniffed before they get sloppily snuffed to another astral plane, huh?
I pretended not to know.
He came further to me and whispered into my right ears with the lowest tone ever and said.
 " After all, You are the kama sutra instructor, So You know this isn't strange and i know You want me as Much as i need you."
He finished with his tongue deep in my ear causing me to gasp for the sudden quake down my abdomen.
He left me wobbling beneath my own weight and stood apart from me.

"How many zones have i mention, Juicy?"
Clearing my throat, I said. "Two!"
"Good girl.." He said with a sly smile.

"Zone 3!!!
Back seam of the crotch/gusset.. Lifting my pant and showing me the positions. This is for the more refined panty sniffer. Obviously, the wearer's asshole has been in this area. Now, you might think to yourself, "UGH, I bet it smells like poo!"
Well, ....yes I guess it could. But, more likely, it doesn't. As I understand it, the genitoanal region of humans have an Apocrine gland. It is mainly thought that this was used in evolutionary times as a way to signal for finding a mate. It has a deep musky smell. Still very sweet, but with low notes. You can feel it deep in your chest as well as up high in your head.

 Sniffing still..."hmmmm...It can have hints of vanilla, cinnamon, and sugar. Obviously every woman will smell a little different, but in my experience, these basic things are pretty consistent. And lest I forget, Juicy... If you looking for a pussy eater, then look for a man who knows how to sniff a panty. He will make you cum with his tongue first before thinking of using his cock. When you find him, keep him cause we aren't many good cunt suckers that can give you that cataclysmic cunnilingus experience that I know women like you crave for.
And with that he flung the panty aside, took a step forward and said " Now juicy, come hither and lemme teach you a thing or two. I could help support your blog by pushing that writer's block further down for months.."

"Now, slap me, juicy!"

"What?"

"I said slap me and hard, baby!"

"Now, you are officially a psycho."

"Slap me."

"ok"

Tawaaaiiii.. I gave him a playful slap hoping that would suffice.

"Again and harder this time."

Tawaaaaiii

"Again."

Tawaaaai

"Nice!"

Laughing, He grabbed me head for the sweetest and deepest kiss ever and the rest????. Well, too much at stake so... sorry!

#THE END... hehehehehe.

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