Episode I: Greg, the Boyfriend –– By Freddie Betse

Friday, February 3, 2017

"Where are you coming from, Greg?" My Mum barked. It was past 9 p.m. My Dad was sprawled on the sofa watching the Network news. He pretended not to know me, he adjusted his glasses. Mum stood in front of me, I had grown taller than her so she had to tilt her head upwards to look at my face. She didn't let me move further from the threshold– she was ready to throw me out. "I said where are you coming from?" she rang again. This time her voice seemed to summon evil spirits; I could hear the crickets' chirping outside intensify. Her gaze was now on my school uniform. I felt thin and flexible; my mother was going to break me. " I went to watch football." I stammered. I knew Mum could tell I was lying. I hated lying to her. But now, the truth was choking, capable of strangling me.



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After school that afternoon, I had gone to my girlfriend's house : Cynthia invited me over after our Math teacher left the class and rowdiness gradually permeated solitude. "My parents have travelled, you're coming to my place today." Her voice was tender, like something edible. After that, every other event that took place in class was passive, I took notes perfunctorily. My mind travelled to a self-constructed future, where Cynthia and I lived in a tower with so many babies such that we lost count. My best friend , Chuks, talked effusively about something– I can barely remember what exactly , I think it had something to do with Cristiano Ronaldo, or Messi, or both. After the closing bell was rung, Cynthia walked up to me and whispered as a reminder, "I'm waiting". Then she strutted out of the class, her every movement gracious like that of a tiger. Her body was perfectly molded with titillating details. She had the kind of features one could only find in a comic book . I felt my body shiver. Everyone had left the class now. It was just Chuks and me left. "Do you intend to sleep here?" Chuks asked playfully.

He had gaped teeth and somehow his smile made him look like a rabbit. "I'm going to Cynthia's" , I said glumly, sounding like I was confessing my sins. Chuks frowned. He didn't approve of my relationship with Cynthia. He had told me she was a bad girl. "She will spoil you." He had stressed 'spoil you' like I could easily transmute into stale food within the blinking of an eye. But all his dissuasion fell to deaf ears. I loved Cynthia, especially after she had pecked my cheek in the library. No one had seen us–maybe someone did. But I practically didn't care, because in that fleeting moment when I felt the softness of her lips against my cheeks I had a feeling akin to satisfaction and sheer accomplishment. I felt aloft. I think I saw butterflies. Yes, I believe I did. "What's going to be happening in her house?" Chuks asked quite aggressively. His voice had acquired a suspicious tone.His big bag strapped to his back made his shoulders slouch. He was yellow, like the coat of our classroom wall. "She is my girlfriend, Chukwuma!" I stated emotionally, sounding like I was acting a movie.

I completed his abridged name to indicate seriousness. "Alright, Greg, suit yourself!" Chuks announced. "Lets get going." Outside the school gate, the way to Chuks' house was to the left, mine was to the right. And even now, Cynthia's house, my proposed destination, was to the right as well. But we cherished the short walk together from our class to the gate. It was a crucial part of our friendship. I slung my bag over my shoulder and we trudged out of the class. We joined the crowd leaving school , most of them elated, like we had all just been freed from prison. Abruptly, two junior students began to fight. The one flung a clenched fist, the other ducked and built a stance. Bodies built a ring around them. The school cheered. We walked past them; we couldn't be bothered. Outside, I threw Chuks a friendly punch. He smiled "Such impudence!"

He had a knack for using complex words. "Be careful with the girlfriend." He advised. "Yes boss!" I saluted. Soon , we had our backs to each other going our separate ways. As I left, I wondered why Chuks despised Cynthia such. As far as I was concerned, the girl was harmless. There was nothing to be cautious about. I increased my pace. I wished I could just teleport. The short distance to her house seemed stretched. I didn't want to keep her waiting, lest she get upset and stop talking to me. She stopped talking to me If I spent too much time with other girls in class – her definition of too much time was about 30 seconds or thereabout, whereupon she would snub me for three days. If I was lucky, the three days fell on a weekend, if I wasn't, it was protracted for a week. I didn't want that, so I began to jug, I ran, then I sprinted. 

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Soon , I was at Cynthia's gate sweating and panting like I has just eroded murderers. Cynthia opened the gate as soon as I knocked. She bolted it as soon as I had entered the compound. The compound was beautiful. There were cars everywhere. The bungalow was painted coffee. It looked like a seated fox. "Why are you sweating?" Cynthia asked . She didn't allow me to answer.
"What matters is that you are here." She pulled my hand and frogmarched me into her house. I had a haunch that her parents would come out of the photographs on their parlour wall and deal with me mercilessly. "Come on, Greg", Cynthia whispered impatiently "stop fidgeting." I was now in her room. She sat on the bed, I stood next to the door. "Greg, take off your clothes. All of them!"

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Author: Freddie Betse, A creative guest writer on Ikpaiju's blog. He is a Mass communication student, studying at NTA Television college, Jos.. an affiliate of Ahmadu Bello University, Zaria.








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