I went through my girlfriends chat,she was telling her friend that she will send our story to Break or make up instagram page and tell them how ungrateful and unromantic I am,she even told her girlfriend that am bad in bed and my manhood is always soft.
Now this is the truth since I have decided to post this before her. My girlfriend is very annoying but she thinks she is trying to be romantic.every time she will be licking her tongue like a snake and winking her eyes like pussy cat all in the name of forming sexy. The most annoying one is when she puts her fingers inside her mouth like a little child and start to lick her lips and press her breast,who does that .
Sometimes she try to give me lap dance which she know she is on a big side and am slim,she now want to sit on my laps and be doing rubbish,why won't my dick be soft. During love making she will be moaning off point and saying really annoying this like call me mummy, baby call me mummy I want you to call me mummy, like how? Maka why ?
I have sat her down and asked her to change her ways that I don't like all that drama but she won't listen . Recently instead of her to shave her Pussy hair clean as I like it, she went to style it and barbed it punk, left hair one side and shaved one side.my girlfriend is just too dramatic and put so much effort to please me with rubbish.
Am a very simple man and not ready for all the drama,if it is time to eat, cook food and serve it let us eat,but my girlfriend will start by dancing from the kitchen to the dinning table,sometimes she will break plates or cup all in the name of being romantic. Time for sex, open leg let us do this thing,she will lick mouth,lick body, chew bed sheet, lick pillow, pour saliva all over the place ,do so much drama by then my erection is weak. I know she will see this but if I have to come public to sound it to her head I will, after all she was coming here before I overtook her.
Ladies talk to her to keep it simple . Thank you
hehehheheh please one word for this guy!
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honestly this is 1 funny ish i've read abt in my entire life. but on a more serious note sha, watz wit d whole call me mummy drama? like why would ANY guy want 2 call his girlfriend mummy in bed? especially when they're making love, d 1st thing that cums 2 a guy's mind would be the pix of his mother and NO GUY (who is normal) would EVER think or even imagine having his mum in bed naked. that 1 alone sef don stop d 'poro' 4rm rising. my final take on this issue is that both of them should have a very serious and matured talk about EVERYTHING!
ReplyDeleteIgbo men call their wives mummy na.. So i dont think its out of place for some men like that!
DeleteWho is this one... and so if Igbos call their wives mummy? Anyways... the guy is just one hilarious guy. whaat???
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